You can never have too many card shops

You can never have too many phone shops

erm...(cough)...you can never have too many card shops

WOW! another bargain shop, can it get any better

OH MY GOD!!! Another Pound shop. You can never have too many Pound shops

I Wonder what that brand-new nobody-wants shop will be. I can see an opening here for a 98p shop, The 99p shop wouldn't stand a chance

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Hmmm, not sure about this one, either closing down or starting up. They had a shop around the corner anyway, Oh! I remember now, they closed down, maybe the man inside just can't decide.

Who needs to go to Middlesbrough, it wont be long before Middlesbrough comes to us.

Now the money has gone, I wonder what else we can sell, hmmmm........

Hmmmmm..........

Hmmmmmm......,erm....No, people would notice, Hmmmm....

AHA!!!

BINGO!!

Lets sell it to Persimmon Homes who can build a new Ings-farm type housing estate on it and cream off loads-a-money. HOORAH!!

Look! Everyone will thank us for blocking out that unsightly blast furnace

Just don't mention the war..

and try not to use the words, Bomb, Bombs, Mines or Landmines.

If we advertise our intent using the minimal legal requirements....

nobody will ever notice, MUHAHAHAHAHA.

Case closed.

Or rather it would have been...

if it wasn't for that ranting Chris McGlade

and those meddling residents.

A recent project of Redcar Council was in the town centre. Here we were made to believe Redcar would receive NEW, QUALITY shops of such callibre it would attract new shoppers for miles around.